Thursday, January 12, 2012

Yo Momma Jokes - Throw Back!



Now I KNOW yall remember "Yo Momma" Jokes! I think these were most popular while I was in elementary school back in 1996-1999. I even had this paper book I printed that had pages upon pages of these jokes about how ugly, fat, and stupid "Yo Momma" is. 



Looking back it was pretty cruel when people would say these things to each other, but most of the time, the person saying it had never even met the person's mother lol. I think the point was just to have the funniest joke. I just enjoyed reading them and laughing at how funny or DUMB they were. You know the ones that are so dumb they are funny?



Below are a few of my fav funny and dumb "Yo Momma" jokes:


1. Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company.


2. Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.


3. Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.


4. Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.


5. Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.


6. Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.


7. Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.


8. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!


9. Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.


10. Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.




What are some of your fav "Yo Momma" jokes from back in the day?



Legends of the Coupon Fairies



I say "Coupon Fairies" to so many people and realized that they have NO clue what I am talking about! So I decided to do a quick post about it.




A Coupon Fairy is someone who leaves coupons for others to use in the store, it's that simple. What they do is leave coupons related to that specific product next to or under that product (see example at below). Typically people do this for 2 reasons: 1) They have already bought what they needed and have leftover coupons or 2) They have coupons for a product they do not use. I loooove being a Coupon Fairy! I have done this a few times and sometimes I want to sit and wait and see if anyone picks them up (I don't though lol).


                   


Sometimes a Coupon Fairy can also be someone who physically hands people coupons in the store. I have had this happen to me before. I was in Walmart buying Cover Girl Eye Shadow (my faaaavorite!) and I had about 4 coupons I was going to use that were expiring THAT day so I was crouched down trying to figure out which I was going to buy. A lady approached me and gave me THREE more! She said she wasn't going to use them so figured she would give them to me. In the words of my little cousins...SPLEEEEE!




I think being a Coupon Fairy is awesome! If you are not going to donate your coupons to the troops (who can use them up to 6 months after their expiration date), then why not give someone else a chance to use them?




Have you ever been or been blessed by a Coupon Fairy?




Tidy Up Commercial (VIBRATOR) - Ikea

People...please do better and clean up YOUR toys!


Tuesday, January 10, 2012

New!! Let’s Save Money with The Double Saving Divas!

Double Saving Divas

The Double Saving Divas are two black Christian twins that are known for their savvy saving habits. I first saw them on Extreme Couponing and later discovered they had their own website and youtube channel. I have learned a lot from them in the areas of which products are good buys, couponing, saving on clothes, etc.


I signed up for their email list and found out today that they have a new "show" called "Let’s Save Money with The Double Saving Divas!" They will be showing us how to save money in various ways. They also mention in the video that they will be starting something called "Ask The Twins" where you can ask pretty much any question about any topic big or small and they will answer your questions.


I have followed them through their marriages, birth of their babies, etc and I really like them as people. So check them out below and I hope you enjoy them as much as I have!


Check out the video introducing their new segment below:





You can also check out their website here!

Tidy Up for Your Girlfriend - IKEA

LMBO! I don't know if I should have laughed, but i did...LMBO!



Monday, January 09, 2012

The Boy Is Mine - Brandy & Monica



Man this was THE song man and guess when it came out...1998 when I was  12 going on 13. I remember me and my girlfriends would pick a side, I was always Brandy, and sing it. I loved the song, but I always thought the point of the song was dumb. Like why are you fighting over this man...fight HIM. But they redeemed themselves at the end so they are alright with me.