Now I KNOW yall remember "Yo Momma" Jokes! I think these were most popular while I was in elementary school back in 1996-1999. I even had this paper book I printed that had pages upon pages of these jokes about how ugly, fat, and stupid "Yo Momma" is.
Looking back it was pretty cruel when people would say these things to each other, but most of the time, the person saying it had never even met the person's mother lol. I think the point was just to have the funniest joke. I just enjoyed reading them and laughing at how funny or DUMB they were. You know the ones that are so dumb they are funny?
Below are a few of my fav funny and dumb "Yo Momma" jokes:
1. Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company.
2. Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
3. Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
4. Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
5. Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
6. Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
7. Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
8. Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
9. Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
10. Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.
What are some of your fav "Yo Momma" jokes from back in the day?




